Glen Archer

Glen Archer is one of the toughest players in the history of the afl. He is well known for single-handedly winning north melbourne at least one premiership. I would say "two" but there were no survivors to say what the final score was. Aside from all this, Archer is also known permanently injuring over 3000 players (700 of them were teammates); most of then he did this to because they couldnt keep up to his standards of toughness and manlyness. This was an unfair judgement by archer, as he is indestructable and has the will power of 1,000,000 lesser men. He also holds the record for injesting opponents, he shattered the previous record of 7 as set by carl ditterich. The record is currently 22. Thats right, in a desperate bid to win a game, he ate the entire opposition team.